Assholes
They're everywhere . . .
This is a photograph of six assholes. Six flying assholes. Six seagulls.
All birds aren’t assholes, but seagulls definitely are. They’ll walk right up to you, look you in the eye, scream at you, shit on you, steal your food, then fly away. That’s the worst part - they know they can fly and you can’t and they lord it over you. Assholes.
This is probably a fair definition for assholes in general.
Think about the assholes you know and imagine how many of them would make successful seagulls.
Think about corporate managers that visit your workplace. They fly in, shit all over everything, then fly out again. Yep, seagulls.
You can see it now, can’t you?
Congratulations on your new perspective on life.
Bigger assholes than pigeons? Except when they worked during wars.